Friday, 30 May 2008

Albanian Adventures


"Adventures" is a little bit of a strong word to use for my Albanian leg of the journey given that gun stories appear to be a thing of the past, but I needed an alliteration and due to my vocabulary pool being as dry as some of the sandier sections of the Sahara, I figured it'd have to do. I also read on a cycle website about a dearth of blogs on Albania, so thought I'd have to dedicate at least one post to my (albeit short) journey through this very beautiful part of the world.

I was a little worried about entering Albania. I'm not really sure why. The Albanian's I'd met in Kosovo had been prefectly nice and fine and not threatening in any way, and even in countries where I've been informed by the media beforhand that I'm likely to be strung upside down and have my throat slit while the locals hold out my still-beating heart in front of my plucked out eyes, I've met wonderful people. So really, an absence of information on Albania should have been a good thing. Maybe it was the report of Dervla Murphy getting robbed of her belongings by a group of little people (they were 5-yr olds according to the person telling me the story; I haven't read it for myself). Or maybe it was the Macedonians who I'd met in...Macedonia...that had, shall we say, "reserved judgement" on their Albanian neighbours.

So there was a little concern lodged there in the back of my mind as I cycled away from Mitrovica (40km north of Pristina) in the sunshine. Well, as I cycled away from the appartment of the daughter of a friend of the family in Mitrovica in the sunshine(she's a human rights observer for OSCE: a "pillar" of the UN as I learned during my time there). As I reached the city limits of Mitrovica the heavens opened and I got a severe soaking as the thunder clapped overhead and I wondered why I'd got so drunk two nights previously that I'd been too hungover to leave yesterday and so now found myself cycling through some relatively inhospitable weather.

I guess I should probably write a quick note on Mitrovica itself. If separation and bitterness was absent elsewhere in the short section of the Balkans I'd been exposed to up to that point; it was evident in Mitrovica...sort of. People weren't throwing rocks at each other and hurling abuse, but the city is divided by the river, with Serbs on the North (with minority Albanian groups) and Albanians on the south (with minority Serbian groups). I was free to walk and explore both sides, encountering nothing but friendliness, but things would probably have been different had I been from one of the two main ethnicities inhabiting that fair city. A fairly non-descript bridge joined the two that has seen some of the worst riots in the country in past years, but only hosted a couple of UN personal when I toddled over. Foreigners working there tended to have a preference for the northern Serb side due to the increased quality of night life present (though technically they're not really supposed to socialise up there [due to security issues]; so keep it on the hush hush!).

So there I was cycling out of Mitrovica, my body protesting to the strain, rain pelting down, and not really knowing what awaited me in the next country. I guess you could call it a good day. I camped in a forest that night.

Why should I mention that?

At night, when I was younger (I'm not talking two years ago here, give me some credit, it was a little bit longer; at least five or more), I used to tiptoe past my parents' bedroom door to get to the toilet. It wasn't because I was a considerate son and didn't want to wake them up, it was to avoid the two-horned-helmet-wearing viking, complete with battleaxe, that I envisaged lurking round the corner ready to decapitate me. I guess you could have said I had an active imagination.



Now, I stride to the bathroom without a care in the world but the remnants of my active imagination still lurk in the depths of forests where every little scuffle and scurrie outside is a red-eyed, four-legged evil lizard-shaped monster ready to tear into my tent and start devouring my toes. I still wake up in the morning, but it's not quite such a restful as sleeping in an olive grove.

I crossed into Albania near the town of Djakovo (Kosovo). There are two border crossings within about 20km of Djakovo; a southern one and a northern one. The southern one was marked on my map; the northern one was not. "Road is bullshit" said the Albanian man working on the fruit stall just outside of Djakovo. He didn't know much English, but I figured that the use of the word "bullshit" indicated that it was going to be a dirt road. I'd figured that beforehand, but had wanted to see Northern Albania, so was ready to take the hit. However, the new option of an even shorter, non-bullshit road proved too tempting and I found myself cycling towards the border crossing that was absent from my map.

"Albanian border officials are amongst some of the most corrupt in the world", I read somewhere on the internet. Elsewhere, I'd read them trying to charge 10 euro to enter the country when the official tax is one tenth of that sum. I got handshakes, smiles and a request for 1 euro before discussing amongst themselves the best route I should follow to the town of Puke (that's the way it's spelt, though with two little dots over the e). They then got the man most proficient in English to point me in the right direction.


The road down from the border was flawless. I descended into a lush, green valley with high mountains off to my right. Men were cutting grass in the fields with scythes and donkeys and carts were travelling along the road. I continued towards the town of Bajram Currie. Outside the town, the road branched with the bypass of the town being the better surface. I went with the smooth road. Big Mistake. I was not to enter a town with a bank or a shop for a further 90km and so had no official way to change money. "Towns" marked on the map were either a cafe with an electric substation (where I did actually manage to change money with the man in the cafe, before another patron bought me a coffee), or a cafe with a collection of small houses clinging to the steep hillside, spread over a large area.

I crossed the lake (a big one in NE Albania where one can catch a ferry to Tirane [the capital]) by the town of Fierze, which I had passed through before even realising it.

That's where the asphalt ended.


35km of dirt roads followed where my average speed dropped from 16km/hr, to around 9km/hr. I have a feeling that in one year's time, the road will be good, workers by the side of the road were building walls and drainage channels, but for the time being it's not! I camped on a small level bit of ground near the town of Dardhe (where I'd manged to buy some bread in a small cafe/hotel there).

The road the following day was good, with a smooth surface and almost no traffic. I hit the main road that runs from Kukes in the east (near the main border crossing with Kosovo) and Shkoder in the west. It was a mixed bag up until the town of Puke with about 50% being perfect, laid within the last year, and 50% being poor to criminal (for someone who used to work in an Asphalt plant at least!). From Puke to Shkoder the road was about 70% good to 30% poor to average. I camped near the top of the final downhill to the plains.

Good road to Shokoder, poor road out of Shkoder. It runs for 36km to the most beautiful border crossing location I've come across.

Kosovan clouds


2 men attacking a bunker with a sledgehammer. These bunkers dotted the surrounding landscape on my approach into, and through Albania

Friday, 16 May 2008

Into the Balkans

Stage 19: Haskovo to Pristina (726km)
Day 1: 61.4km Beyond Boyno
Day 2: 97.8km Nr Shiroka laka
Day 3: 118.1km Nr Gospodintsi
Day 4: 108.0km Beyond Zelendol
Day 5: 113.7km On road to Probistip (Macedonia)
Day 6: 134.9km Skopje
Day 7: 0.0km rest
Day 8: 91.9km Pristina (Kosovo)


Learning Cyrillic is easy...provided you speak Greek. I do not speak Greek, but being a geek in school provided the means to study Applied Maths out of hours and thus garner a cursory understanding of Greek letters. For example, Pi is P, Roe is R, Lamda is L, Phi is F. Then, all you have to do is remember that C is S, X is H, H is N, a backwards N is I, backwards R is ya and a B is a V. Add this all together with a few new symbols and you're soon reading Cyrillic like a local; COPTEΔ.

Of course, finding a bona fide mathamagician to go cycling with in Eastern Europe can be difficult given that: 1/ they hold a morbid fear of the outside world; or 2/ they want to learn German (shamed and then named Alasdair Andrew Pauline Nicol; shamed and named), so it's just as well that most signs are in two languages. My cyrillic map of Bulgaria lay dormant in my bags for most of the trip.

Bulgaria was everything I had hoped it would be. Green hills, green mountains, green forests; all reminding me somewhat of home. Of course, all this green came at a cost and I received my first true rain of the trip so far on my second day out of Haskovo. Decked out in full waterproofs with plastic bags over my hands and yet more plastic bags inside my shoes, it wasn't as bad as I had feared, though I don't know what would have happened had I woken up to yet more rain!

The terrain was hilly, and in some places steep, but Sicandar's new gears exceeded expectations. For all those of you content on eating salads and driving cars, disregard the rest of this paragraph. For those who wish to jump on a bike, eat baklava and pastries 'til you're ready to vomit, take note; it will make your gluttony even easier to swallow. I changed from a 28 tooth front ring and 32 rear, to a 22 front and 30 rear (I had asked for a 34, but I was 1000km further on the road when I realised I'd been cheated out of 4 metal teeth!). The difference is unbelievable. It is like having a helper monkey run along behind the bike pushing on uphill sections. No longer do I have to zigzag up roads that themselves zigzag up hill sides. And while making uphills easier, it's even added 2kph to my uphill speeds (and when you were going 5.5kph, this is a big increase; some might say a 36.36% increase, but these people should generally be ignored).

The people in Bulgaria, although friendly, are more reserved than those I've experienced in Asia and the Middle East. Gone are the days when I am approached by passing shepherds when I stop to camp and offered food and accommodation. Although it is nice not to constantly have to act out what you are trying to say, I think I do miss that open friendliness.

The roads were good, even in seemingly remote regions. As soon as I believed myself to be in the back-of-beyond-bulgaria, the illusion of remoteness was shattered either by a truckload of cement from my former employer driving past, 96 French registered old-style Renaults complete with support vehicles, or by a roadsign (in English) with a Dublin phone number on it. Still, I did get to see a 4-wheel-drive lada, so it wasn't all bad! I think that Bulgaria is a country I will be returning to. I could have crossed it even further if I refrained from stopping every so often to run over suspension bridges. There's just something cool about them!





I've been only 2 days in Macedonia...

And that was as far as I got. 2 days ago. So what happened? I went drinking, that's what. One thing I kind of knew before this trip, but was still a little unsure of was that people are good. No matter where you go, people are good; I think we often forget that in "the west". And Macedonia is no different.


I found myself invited by my host, Igor, to a group shaving (it's not a local custom, just a student one) followed by lunch and drinks. There I met a group of Macedonians, fantastic to the last. Once again, I was surrounded by people I didn't know 2hrs previously, feeling 100% comfortable and loving every minute. What impressed me most was their attitude to the Balkan war.

Before arriving into former Yugoslavia, I had an image of seperation, bitterness and distrust between the individual states. It would appear not to be the case. "A senseless and stupid war that should never have happened" was how one person described it. I couldn't help but think of the animosity that existed between Ireland and England until very recently.

So, severely hungover, I climbed back onto Sicandar to continue the journey into Kosovo. The roads were flat and in good condition, but I was still extremely thankful for a strong tailwind. Again, rather than a war-torn state in depression, I find an apparantly peaceful country with friendly inhabitants (though I don't include the employees in the guesthouse I'm staying at!).

Tractors appear quite rare in SW Bulgaria. I passed several fields where horses were doing the ploughing and crops were being planted by hand













Entering Macedonia
















Zoran, the senior Macedonian cycle champion on the left and Frederick, the junior Macedonian cycle champion on the right!














Sicandar was in the shop (I feared my bottom bracket had gone again, but luckily I was wrong), so I went behind his back













Igor, my host in Skopje













I wonder what happens when tanks break the speed limit?














Statue in Pristina











Flags

Illustrations

My joy at leaving mosquito infested Greece led me to forget the bad events that happened leaving Turkey. After 7350km and only one puncture I had to bid farewell to my rear tyre when it decided to burst. I don't know exactly what happened to it, but I think that overinflation on dirt roads may have been a contributing factor. Whatever the reason, I'm just glad I carried a spare!

The other not-so-pleasant event was my Israeli-imitation-MSR-Whisperlite-multifuel-cooker deciding to spray petrol in my eye. It hurt like hell. Still, as a wise man once said:

"If you're going to be a cheap bastard, expect the shittiest portion"

And here are a couple of photos...

After just 1 puncture, this is what happened

Vaude and Adrian
















Whipping the sniffer dog into a frenzy













Entering Bulgaria














Vania, my host in Haskovo












This is the sign that made me laugh: Bulgaria meets the EU

Saturday, 10 May 2008

Learning Bulgarian

Stage 18: Istanbul to Haskovo (Xackobo) (391km)
Day 1: 92.4km beyond Gumuspinar
Day 2: 103.1km beyond Uskupdere
Day 3: 90.6km near Rizia (Greece)
Day 4: 105.3km Haskovo (Bulgaria)

What a wonderful way to leave Turkey, a country that has been so, so, so good to me (three 'so's is roughly equivalent to two 'very's). The countryside was rolling hills, but not monotonous, the roads were good, and a light tailwind helped me on my final two days. I even met two other cyclists travelling the other way who spoke English. Adrian was heading to Cape Town, and Vaude to somewhere in Asia (he didn't yet know). These were the first cyclists I've spoken to since bumping into Thibault the far side of the Dead Sea. I passed two Russians in Cyprus who couldn't speak English, and I passed one guy in Turkey who simply waved as he sped downhill in the other direction to me. He was lucky he was travelling fast; having not spoken to anyone in about 3 days, I wanted nothing more than to pelt fist-sized, pointy stones at him!

I even got a bit of good news at the internet cafe in Edirne (close to the Greek and Bulgarian borders). The Irish government (or a subsidary thereof), in their infinite wisdom, have decided to fund me my PhD! Woo woo. I now have something concrete to return to: 3 years of looking at mud down a microscope. I'm excited!

Feeling invincible, I made it to the quiet border with Greece. I could have easily gone straight into Bulgaria, but the 40km road in Greece ticks one more country off the list. I breezed through the Turkish side, and returned to Europe proper. Simple.

Not quite. An hour's wait, with my bags open and on the ground in front of Greek customs (I'd made it through passport control) ensued, while I watched the Greek custom officials walk up and down in front of me doing absolutely nothing. Eventually the second most indisciplined sniffer dog I have ever seen was brought out to slobber all over my bags...twice. Another short wait, then the most indisciplined sniffer dog I have ever seen was brought out. Rather than sniff my bags, this one preferred to bite them and drag them across the ground.

The response to my shrug of shoulders (a what the "F" fashion) was greeted with a little smile and a rub of thumb against fingers. I took this to mean he wanted a bribe, so reached deep into my pocket, pulled out my camera and took photos of each of my bags should futher damage occur. 10 minutes passed while the customs guys played with the dogs to get them all excited, then I was informed that I could proceed.

But hey, at least I was in a Christian country. I mean, they're the good guys.

Right?


My perfect introduction to Greece was compounded by the presence of enough mosquitos to force me to eat my dinner in my tent. Let's just say I was glad to reach the Bulgarian border the following morning.

"You can definately NOT use Euros in Bulgaria" was the response of Vania, my host, to my question. It kind of explained the reason why there had been change bureaus at the border showing an exchange rate with the euro, why the shopkeeper in the fruit shop had responded with surprise when I pulled a 5 euro note out of my pocket, why the bookshope vendors in Haskovo had pointed me to the change bureau when I had tried buying my Bulgaria maps (one in English, one in Cyrillic) with a 20 euro note and why the price of petrol seemed extortionate at about 2 euro 20. Somehow, my conversation with the Bulgarian diplomat on the boat from Israel where he had mentioned that prices had increased recently in Bulgaria, combined with my knowledge that Bulgaria was in the EU had convinced me that Bulgaria used the euro, and nothing was going to change my mind. But I guess that one and one does not always equal three.

I met Vania through Couchsurfing. Those who don't know it, check it out (www.couchsurfing.com); quite possibly the very, very best way to travel. An excellent host and introducer to Bulgaria. I've been here barely 24hrs, but am sure I'm going to like this country!

The busy road into Haskovo convinced me that I didn't want to follow it to Sofia, so am using my brand-spanking-new maps to get me through the minor roads, around the highest mountain in Bulgaria and into Macedonia.

ps. lack of photos because I don't think the computer can take it (not that it's an antique, it just doesn't have java or something or other that makes putting photos up here easy. I don't really know because I don't really know how computers work. I see a screen, I see a keyboard, I see a black box and I let the geeks deal with the rest). It's a pity, because I passed a cracker of a sign.

Monday, 5 May 2008

A taste of home


What more could one want from one's parents besides their unconditional love, a few free meals and a complimentary ticket to the Topkapı palace?

2 bags of Tayto crisps and 3 big bars of Cadbury's chocolate does go a hell of a long way, though I believe I have my sister to thank for that one! Before even mentioning to my Turkish hosts the fact that Tayto crisps are actually made by Carlsberg, they were tucking into their second packet!

Having completed nearly two thirds of the trip, and meeting my parents in Istanbul, I've been lulled into the false sense that I'm just about home. I feel good, but I think that 14 countries and several mountain ranges will change all that.

My week in Istanbul has been good to me. I've enjoyed the hospitality of Deniz, Can and Serbay in their flat in the European side of the city and enjoyed the company of my parents, aunt and uncle in the tourist side of the city. Even managed to fit a big night in that went something along the lines of...

drank cans in a field,
drank beer in a pub,
drank whiskey on a boat,
drank whiskey on the street,
drank beer in a house,
drank whiskey in a house,
drank beer in a pub,
drank beer in a reggae club
fell asleep eating a kebab,
woke up in bed.

Sicandar has even benefited from the long rest. A visit to a bike shop is like a visit to a dentist, So besides a new chainset, chain and rear cassette, I find myself with a new bottom bracket, rear hub and €170 less than when Sicandar's shadow darkened the man's door.

Good times!

But no maps.

Ma, Pa and Me

Jaques, Nicky, Mum and Dad in front of the Blue Mosque

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Goodbye to Asia

Stage 17: Tusoço to Istanbul (1200km)
Day 1: 18.3km NW of Silifke
Day 2: 87.2km Nr Hakora
Day 3: 82.8km Below Başkoye
Day 4: 88.3km Nr Ucpınar
Day 5: 104.5km Beyşehir
Day 6: 93.6km Nr Aksa
Day 7: 135.5km Nr Şuhut
Day 8: 103.1km Kırka
Day 9: 101.1km Nr Dağküplü
Day 10: 120.2km Nr Taraklı
Day 11: 113.3km Nr Kandıra
Day 12: 69.2km Nr Akçakese
Day 13: 82.8km ISTANBUL!!!!

'Ujez Asha-uh-bo-as (Aşağıboğas)?'

Smiles all round as the people realise that the person who has just pulled to a stop wearing a bright red cycling jersey, atop a fully laden touring bike isn't actually a local.

I'll try again...

'Ujez Asha-uh-boas'

Titters of laughter. 'Uh, no Injeleeze speaky'

Muttered through clenched teeth:

'I'm not speaking foxtrotting* English, I'm speaking cotswaldian Turkish'

Here we go again:

'Ujez Asha-uh-boas?'

No, don't get on your phone, there's no need to call anyone. It's a simple question. Ujez means 'where is', and Aşaıboğas should be a town about 10km away that's directly in front of me. I only stopped for verification so that you could point in the direction I'm travelling and I can just continue, safe in the knowledge that I'm on the right path. Oh, you're taking a photo of me now. Fan-fallafel-tastic. Just as well you won't be able to see the difference between a smile, and clenched teeth.

Taking out the map:

'Ujez Asha-uh-boas?

After close scrutiny:

'Ah, Asha-uh-BO-as'

'Yes, Asha-uh-bo-as'

They have a little conference before pointing in front of me.

'Teşekkür ederim' (thank-you)

I make to push off, but only to a hail of protests. Oh yeah, I have to wait for that English speaker to arrive. 3 minutes later, a girl walks over.

-'Do you speak English?'
-'A leetle'
-'I am trying to get to Asha-uh-boas'
-'It is this way', pointing ahead.
-'Thank-you'

I push off, my blood pressure slightly elevated.

I can usually deal with these interactions by the side of the road without a smile fading from my face. On this particular day (Day 10), the smile was never present. It was meant to be a relatively easy 5km descent down dirt roads to the small town of Aşaıboğas where I could leisurely drink some çay before continuing on my merry way. Instead, after having asked for directions, I found myself, following a 10km descent, not in Aşaıboğas but with 20km of rolling hills still to do. I wasn't happy; anger had sat in. This was all after a 1100m ascent in the morning.

It was the kind of rage you get when you're happily padding round your house in bare feet. All of a sudden, as you pass through a door frame, you catch the little toe of your left foot on the side of the frame; just the little toe, none of the others. The anger wells up. It's an anger directed at the door, at your little toe, but most importantly, at you yourself. It was just so easy to avoid. All you had to do was move slightly to the right. You'd seen it yourself, you'd seen you were going to be close, you may have even thought of moving right just a fraction. But you didn't, you thought you could make it, and now the pain is about to hit and the blood begins to boil.

I knew the turnoff I'd gone wrong at, and if I'd only gone right, instead of left, I would have been a full 2 and a half hours beyond where I was right now. Still, I found the best motivation for getting up hills. Anger. You fly up them, oblivious to your body's protests.

I needed to get a big stage in. The Middle East was fantastic, and I don't regret heading on that little detour in any way, shape or form. But on returning to Turkey, I found myself in almost the exact same location I was over a month previously. I think one of the hardest feelings one has to deal with whilst cycle touring is the feeling that you are not actually getting anywhere. Psychologically I needed a boost.

So I decided to head direct to Istanbul.

I'd forgotten how much I'd liked Turkey the first time round. The scenery is sublime (particularly in the south), the people are fantastic and, this time round, the water was spectacular. Natural, unchlorinated springs are dotted round the countryside and have been piped into troughs to feed livestock - perfect for filling up water bottles and dunking one's head into.












There were some steep sections over the Taurus mountains which just confirmed my desire to have a bit of a refit for Sicandar in Istanbul. I've been using a front cog on the bike that has 28 teeth, but ones with 22 teeth exist. I can only imagine that the difference will be like having someone else do the pedalling for you. It's what I'm expecting, so will be disappointed with anything less.

Of all the days, one of the hardest was the final, relatively short day into Istanbul. So much of cycle touring is psychological. If you expect an easy day and have an easy day, it is an easy day. If you expect a hard day, and have a hard day, it is an ok day. If you expect an easy day, and have an ok day, it is a hard day.

The wind was against me. Hills existed that were too small to appear on the map, but real enough to make me angry. A dog had eaten my cheese and salami from my bag the night before and no shops existed to buy some more; I had to eat in a roadside cafe. They were widening the road so it was dusty, but my sunglasses were buried somewhere deep in one of my bags, and I didn't know which one. And worst of all, 60% of traffic on the road were 40tonne lorries transporting aggregate for the road. After 1100km of minor roads, with barely even other cars to worry about, thundering trucks were not what I wanted.

Still, I arrived into Istanbul intact. Made my way (across motorway in some sections) to the river, hopped on a boat, and now Sicandar and I and Mr Broom are in Europe (technically).

Which only leaves the final poignant point to make.

If I was a crow, I'd be home by now.

7289km


*NB this post is rated PG

It was a hilly start to the section

















We left our mark on the first snow we've seen since leaving the mountains of SE Turkey


















A well in the Lake District

















One of the many old-style villages I passed through
















The thought: 'wouldn't it be nice to travel over a dirt road' flashed across my mind before I could banish it. 30km of unconsolidated road construction!
















Still, there were some nice views from the partially made road.


















Sometimes you forget where you are. Luckily, there are usually some subtle reminders.
















The land opened up a bit in Central Turkey
















Back into hills

















Having gone wrong (but not knowing it yet - it's a real smile!)















Crossing the 7000km mark (I never reset my computer at the start!)



















Could be the rolling hills of Leicestershire
















Still looks blue to me
















I blame my parents for actually making me want to do this. It wasn't the cold sea I was hesitant about, more the knowledge that there was no hot water for the shower afterwards!
















It's amazing what you can do with a poncho and some string...and a fence, a broom handle with a personality, a tent peg, a small tree, a bungy cord, 4 bicycle panniers and an orange survival bag

















Crossing into Europe


















Fishing in İstanbul

















European Sunset